For a bit of fun, here are some geologist jokes… brace yourself!
Name 3 types of rock.
Blues, Jazz and Rap
Tectonic relationships: where both are at fault
Why wasn’t the geologist hungry?
She’d lost her Apatite
Did you hear the joke about the sodium deposit?
Which fruit contains Barium and Sodium?
What happens if you are finding these jokes funny?
You’ve hit rock bottom! 😉
What is a geologists favourite piece of furniture?
A rocking chair.
Why do geologists hate jokes about Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?
They are CoRnY
I hate geologist jokes.
My sediments exactly.
Talking of which, why was the sedimentary rock dirt cheap?
It was on shale.
What do you do with dead geologists?
Why do geologists love Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen for breakfast?
Why do geologists like nitrates?
Cheaper than day rates.
What do we call our geologists?
Well done for reading all of these… you rock!